Announcement:

Dear Guests,
                   I'm sorry to announce but there will be no updates for the next couple of weeks unless if I have have time to include a few updates but now it's summer time and that means that it's time to travel the world. So as of today I will not be adding any more updates after this one at least for the next couple of days, so please just bear with me for a while. And I know that I haven't been updating my blog that much, it's just that I seem to have no time to update my blog, ever since I had so many events happen with my friends and family, there was just no time to go and blog that much. But as of the next couple of weeks I'll try to come online and keep everyone posted on the recipes and as well as many other things :)

Till then I want to wish everyone an amazing summer vacation :D

From

Retrotrut

Why not spend a wonderful vacation in the Far East? or in Champs Les Sims?

Plumbobhansa is offering flights from 4500 Simoleons everyday.

Plumbobhansa: A Better Way To Fly!

Retro's Summer Recipes: Starters

Hors d'oeuvres, also known as starters or appetizers. I've got a simple treat for everyone for this season :)

Today we'll start off with some Hors d'oeuvres and then I'll proceed to the main course followed by a dessert. This dish is really easy to make and in fact anyone can make this is. The total amount of time needed for preparation is 10 minutes and the refrigeration time is 1 hour and 12 minutes (72 minutes in total).

Ingredients:

• 18 Boiled Mussels with out brine sauce (please make sure you boil them for about 5 to 10 minutes)
• 1 packet of RIO Tuna Pate: plain *Alternative will be posted down below*
• 2 sweet peppers (any two colors of your choice, whether it's red or yellow or green or orange) cut into cubes
• 1 table spoon of black pepper
• 1 hand full of freshly sliced parsley diced 
• green onion seasoning powder
• lemon and aromatic herbs powder
• 18 Ritz salted crackers or 9 pieces of Melba Toast cut into halves

Before I start I would like to note that in case no one finds the RIO Tuna Pate in plain flavor. You can simply take 2 cans of tuna and mince it with half of an onion that is chopped into cubes and half a teaspoon of Worcestershire sauce. You will then need to put all of this into a food processor and NOT a blender. Add some water but make sure it's not too watery. That's the alternative way.

Now on to the preparation of the Tuna and Mussels Hors D'oeuvres. You will need to take a tray and put some wax paper on it and then you will need to lay out the Ritz crackers on to the tray (Please make sure that they are not broken in anyway possible), then you will need to add the RIO Tuna pate or the alternative and whip it on to the cracker. When I say whip it, I mean like how you would add whipped cream on to a cake, you know like how people add it on their brownies :)

Then after that you will need to add a mussel on top of the tuna and then you will need to add 2 to 3 cubes of sweet pepper around the tuna and then you will need to sprinkle of freshly cut parsley and both those powders as well and you may garnish it with some black pepper. NO SALT IS ALLOWED!

After you're done you can bake it in the oven until a brownish glaze forms over it or you can just put it in the fridge for about 72 minutes and there you go. Freshly homemade Hors D'oeuvres :)

Please serve it cold !!!!!!

This is how it looks like once you serve it cold. If however you put it in the oven for more than 5 minutes the whole thing will be burnt. Trust Me On That!









Retro's Summer Recipes: Main Meal Coming Soon & Retro's Summer Recipes: Dessert Coming Soon!

Retro's Recipe Announcement:

Hey everyone, just thought I would let you know that I will be posting some new recipes. As you can see I have mentioned in one of my previous posts that I will be posting some recipes on my blog. Well I have a few recipes that I'm willing to share with the rest of the world and then there are a few that I won't be posting as well.

Here are the recipes that I will be posting:

• Retro's Coconut Cake and Chocolate and Coconut Cream
• Retro's Black Pepper and Herb Grilled Chicken
• Retro's Hors De Oveurs: Tuna Pate & Mussel
• Retro's Mushroom Stuffed Baked Pesto Chicken

and many more to come.

Here are some recipes that I will NOT be posting at all on to my blog:

• Retro's Vanilla Cake -Sorry but this recipe is one of my secrets
• Retro's Oatmeal and Dark Chocolate Brownies
• Retro's Leg Of Lamb
• Retro's Oreo Surprise

and a few more to come!

Either on Monday or Tuesday I will be posting 3 recipes. So be prepared to see what's going to be posted this week. 

Etislut's Amazing Internet Services Again:

You know now a days I have been extremely pissed off with Etisalat Etislut. I know that they are just these F****ing Thieves that have nothing better to do than just to sit there and make the world suffer. Let me tell you about what services that they offer the UAE:

Great Internet Services:

Sometimes  I find that it's quite fun to go online, search on various websites (Google, Facebook, Yahoo and so on) and also when you want to go online to surf the internet for some downloads for your games or maybe to watch some movies online the internet should have a reasonable internet speed. NOT some S##T like that Etislut is busy providing the Emirates again. Oh God, Can't they understand that we HATE their F##king guts and I hope that they burn in Hell for what Crap they're offering. 

I have been trying to get online for the past 2 days and for some odd reason Etislut hasn't been providing any sort of internet access for the past 48 hours. Here is the message that I have received on the computer "Wireless Networks (Blah Blah Blah) has not been found, Please Contact Your Internet Service Provider!"

So I called them and after waiting for 2 entire days, the internet comes back but it Etislut's FREQUENT INTERNET DISRUPTIONS!

Let me go on Google. Here is what Google Chrome, Firefox and Internet Explorer had to say "The following page could not be opened. www.google.ae might be temporary offline or might have moved to a permanent address. Please try again later". OK Let me refresh the page. "I'm Sorry but Google cannot be found". What about another site?

The following website does not exist "www.thesims3.com" ?????????????????????

How is that possible? I just visited that site about 2 minutes ago? so after half an hour I come back online, ALL the websites are working normally and then they just stopped working. Now there is NO way that I have a virus on my laptop. Kaspersky is now busy scanning the pc for any viruses. This is the 39th time I'm scanning and the PC is CLEAN. 

If I had to write a letter to Etislut. Here is what it would say:

Dear Etislut,

                  I hate your Fcking services. Other than the fact that they do NOT work well in the UAE and that you people have Sh#t all to do but just to give us barely anything and then just block the entire f##king internet. Why Don't you just do us a favor and just simply go screw your selves by NOT providing any internet services at ALL. 

I love the fact that not only the following things are blocked ( Hence, the ENTIRE internet), your Internet Speed services are Crappier than anything in this universe. Also I really didn't know that with an internet speed of  10 MBS or more is supposed to be slower than a cheap dial-up connection from AT&T. AT&T provides better and way faster internet services than you Thieves.

May You ALL BURN IN HELL

From

RT

P.S: If any of you people from Etislut read this, This is nothing but the ugly truth. And if you dare block this site, I will personally Deal with your f**king company and I hope that you stupid people learn from your idiotic mistakes NOT to make any of these silly mistakes ever again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh and even if this site gets blocked I will make several more sites to come :)