Etislut's List Of Illegal Content:

Does anyone know why Etislut blocks most of the internet? Here is why:

• Internet Content For Free Stuff- Anything with the word "FREE" is considered to be blocked by Etislut. They don't believe in that word. It's not even in their dictionary!
• Internet Content for Bypassing Blocked Content- I'm sorry but Hotspot Shield is blocked followed by anything else to unblock their proxy server. It's as if we give a flying F###
• Internet Content for Learning Criminal Skills- Wow, how lame. These criminals are always end up in Jail. How come, Etislut isn't in Jail for committing thievery for providing such fake internet services? 
• Dating Internet Content- If you need a date, just go back to your own country!
• Internet Content for Illegal Drugs - Does anyone need therapy for using drugs?
• Internet Content containing Pornography and Nudity - You can't view these in the privacy of your own home, but you can BUY it at the store; How crazy is that?!                                                                                         However, if you go on Google and type in the word "Naked", it's blocked or even if you type in "the naked eye", it's blocked. Try searching for this movie on Youtube "Sex and the City", it's blocked. I understand that No one wants to see the Sara Jessica Donkey Witch Transvestite Parker. :P
• Gambling Internet Content - OK, I bet Etislut will read this and do Nothing about it
• Internet Content for Hacking and Malicious Codes - Hacking is considered to be fun. Anyone wants to hack Etislut? Well I heard from a story that was written in the news the other day, that a student had hacked his school's computers and deleted everything on their system and get this, the school didn't have a backup of their files :P    Also 1 guy tried hacking the Pentagon but his attempts were futile and he was sent to jail!
• Internet Content that are offensive to Religions (AKA: Blasphemy) - I agree with that!
• Phishing Internet Content- Have you ever seen one of those annoying ads like IMVU? or some Adventure Crap Quest? Etislut seems to allow these for everyone to get annoyed by 
• Internet Content that downloads Spyware - Email me at Someguy@virusland.com 
• Internet Content providing Unlicensed Voice over Internet Protocol (VoIP) service - The UAE does NOT allow Skype or anything similar to that in Dubai, since Etislut want's to Rip You Off even more!
• Terrorism Internet Content - Osama Bin Laden and all these crazy people out there, seriously need some help!
• Prohibited Top Level Domain (TLD) - This is some technical stuff, like www.blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah.com is blocked or www.screwetislut.com is blocked or anything like that.

If you try and request the site to be unblocked. Good luck. Because most of the time it's going to end up remaining blocked until forever!

Dido Update: New Remixes

Have you heard the news today? Well it seems that Dido has managed to release 3 Official Remixes of her song "Everything To Lose".  She actually announced on her site on XTR's Birthday (August 20th) that she has made 3 remixes and she is allowing the world to listen to them on her site or on YouTube :)

Here are the 3 remixes:

Dido - Everything to Lose (Armin Van Buuren Remix) - This song is from Armin Van Buuren's ASOT #466




Dido - Everything To Lose (ATFC Remix)




Dido - Everything To Lose (Fred Falke Extended Vocal Mix)




More Dido Updates Coming Soon :D :D :D :D :D

Eid Mubarak:

Hey Everyone, I'm so sorry for the late Update but as you can see I'm having a few technical issues. So let me get straight to the point and I would like to wish everyone a Late Eid Mubarak :D :D :D

Have a Wonderful Eid :D :D :D

Retro's Computer Issues:

So what has been going on with me and my technical issues. Well not much is going on, I have just formatted both my laptop and my desktop computer. The laptop is working fine (except with Etislut's  amazing services, don't get me started on that) and as for my desktop computer. I still seem to be having a problem on it, even though I have formatted it. I still seem to be getting the Blue Screen Error of Death (BSEOD).

So I went online and started looking up some solutions rather than keep calling the computer guy who is always too busy to help me with the issues. I understand that he's busy but I'm busy paying for his services and you know, since it's the Holy Month Of Ramadan, I won't really disturb him that much. 

As I was saying, I went online and I found that on Windows 7, there is an option (that's also on Windows Vista) called "Check Computer For Memory Problems". I clicked on that and I waited for a bit (about 10 to 15 mins) until I got the answer.

The answer is NOT a Software Issue but it's a Hardware Issue. So Now I called the repairman and I told him to come over and as proof I even wrote down everything that the computer said as proof, so that he wouldn't think I'm lying at all. He told me that he would come over either on Thursday or on Saturday but we all know that the real truth is next year - he's as busy as a bee.

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