Etislut's List Of Illegal Content:

Does anyone know why Etislut blocks most of the internet? Here is why:

• Internet Content For Free Stuff- Anything with the word "FREE" is considered to be blocked by Etislut. They don't believe in that word. It's not even in their dictionary!
• Internet Content for Bypassing Blocked Content- I'm sorry but Hotspot Shield is blocked followed by anything else to unblock their proxy server. It's as if we give a flying F###
• Internet Content for Learning Criminal Skills- Wow, how lame. These criminals are always end up in Jail. How come, Etislut isn't in Jail for committing thievery for providing such fake internet services? 
• Dating Internet Content- If you need a date, just go back to your own country!
• Internet Content for Illegal Drugs - Does anyone need therapy for using drugs?
• Internet Content containing Pornography and Nudity - You can't view these in the privacy of your own home, but you can BUY it at the store; How crazy is that?!                                                                                         However, if you go on Google and type in the word "Naked", it's blocked or even if you type in "the naked eye", it's blocked. Try searching for this movie on Youtube "Sex and the City", it's blocked. I understand that No one wants to see the Sara Jessica Donkey Witch Transvestite Parker. :P
• Gambling Internet Content - OK, I bet Etislut will read this and do Nothing about it
• Internet Content for Hacking and Malicious Codes - Hacking is considered to be fun. Anyone wants to hack Etislut? Well I heard from a story that was written in the news the other day, that a student had hacked his school's computers and deleted everything on their system and get this, the school didn't have a backup of their files :P    Also 1 guy tried hacking the Pentagon but his attempts were futile and he was sent to jail!
• Internet Content that are offensive to Religions (AKA: Blasphemy) - I agree with that!
• Phishing Internet Content- Have you ever seen one of those annoying ads like IMVU? or some Adventure Crap Quest? Etislut seems to allow these for everyone to get annoyed by 
• Internet Content that downloads Spyware - Email me at Someguy@virusland.com 
• Internet Content providing Unlicensed Voice over Internet Protocol (VoIP) service - The UAE does NOT allow Skype or anything similar to that in Dubai, since Etislut want's to Rip You Off even more!
• Terrorism Internet Content - Osama Bin Laden and all these crazy people out there, seriously need some help!
• Prohibited Top Level Domain (TLD) - This is some technical stuff, like www.blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah.com is blocked or www.screwetislut.com is blocked or anything like that.

If you try and request the site to be unblocked. Good luck. Because most of the time it's going to end up remaining blocked until forever!