Retro's Jokes:

Blonde Jokes:

What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

Gifted

Did you hear about the blonde woman who gave birth to twins?

no, well her husband went looking for the other guy

How do you keep a blonde occupied?

1/ put a scratch and sniff under a filled swimming pool

2/ scroll down

scroll up

Why did the blonde stare at the concentrated orange juice for hours?

The reason was because it said "Concentrate"

The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell anything called bottom deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures him that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more. ''I'm sorry,'' says the pharmacist, ''we don't have any.''

''But I always get it here,'' says the blonde.

''Do you have the container it comes in?''

''Yes!'' says the blonde, ''I will go and get it.''

She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist, who looks at it and says to her, ''This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant.''

The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container: ''To apply, push up bottom.''

What do you call a blonde with only 1 brain cell?

Pregnant!

A tall blonde and a tall brunette are stading in an elevator. A short bald man with lots of dandruff walks in, then gets off at the next floor. The brunette says, “Boy he could use some head and shoulders.” The blonde says, “Hm. How do you give shoulders?

What's black & white & carries a suitcase?

A penguin going for it's holidays

What's black & white & red ALL over it and still carrying a suitcase?

It's the same penguine back from it's summer vacation

What has 6 wheels and flies?

No, it's not a plane or a jet. It's a garbage truck. Get it "flies" as in the bugs :P