2nd Rage Comic:

Who agrees with this? lol. It's sad but it's true about the internet services. The internet services are really bad in the UAE.
Look, I'm now hearing that Etishitfuck is the government, but I find that hard to believe and the only point that I'm trying to make is that their internet services and their phone services are so horrible, I bet the people in the Sahara Desert have better connection than the people of the UAE.
I also know that if I had an option to change my internet service provider, I would but sadly, it doesn't exist here in the UAE. You have Etishitfuck and DU and DU is currently owned by Etishitfuck. This is how sad it is in the UAE and not forgetting that everything is around a trillion times more expensive here since we don't have taxes :P

Need A Good Laugh?

Here are a couple of jokes.....Enjoy!!!

Overbooked Flight:

In an airport boarding area they announced that the flight was overbooked.

The airline was looking for volunteers to give up their seats. In exchange, they'd give you a $100 voucher for your next flight and a first class seat in the plane leaving an hour later.

About eight people ran up to the counter to take advantage of the offer.

About 15 seconds later all eight of those people sat down grumpily as the lady behind the ticket counter announced:

"If there is anyone else OTHER than the flight crew who'd like to volunteer, please step forward."

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The next set of jokes were forwarded by Email from a friend of mine:

1. To commemorate the release of the topless photos of Kate Middleton, Royal Doulton will be releasing a Collector's Edition of two small jugs.

2. Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40.

3. A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt ................. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche...
4. Just A Reminder to those who stole Electrical Goods in Last Years Riots....Your One Year Manufacturers Warranty Runs Out Soon.
5. "ITS A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, ITS A BOY" and with tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai  brothel!
6. Two Indian  junkies occidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine, both in hospital...one's in a korma.. the other's got a dodgy tikka!
7. The 100m final at the 2012 Olympics was just like another Friday night in Brixton. You heard a gunshot followed by 8  guys legging it!

8. In the first few days of the Olympics the Romanians took gold, silver, bronze, copper, lead and anything else they could get their bloody hands on.
9. Sailing results are in, GB took gold, USA took silver and Somalia took a middle aged couple from Weymouth .

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Senor Roy Gets A Call:

At dawn the telephone rings,

"Hello, Senor Roy ? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house."

"Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?"

"Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Roy, that your parrot, he is dead".

"My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?"

"Si, Senor, that's the one."

"Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. What did he die from?"

"From eating the rotten meat, Seor Roy."

"Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?"

"Nobody, Senor. He ate the meat of the dead horse."

"Dead horse? What dead horse?"

"The thoroughbred, Seor Roy."

"My prize thoroughbred is dead?"

"Yes, Senor Roy, he died from all that work pulling the water cart."

"Are you insane? What water cart?"

"The one we used to put out the fire, Senor."

"Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?"

"The one at your house, Senor! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire."

"What the hell? Are you saying that my mansion is destroyed because of a candle?!"

"Yes, Senor Roy ."

"But there's electricity at the house! What was the candle for?"

"For the funeral, Senor Roy."

"WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL??!!"

"Your wife's, Senor Roy. She showed up very late one night and I thought she was a thief, so I hit her with your new Ping G20  204g titanium head golf club with the TFC 149D graphite shaft."

SILENCE...........

LONG SILENCE.........

VERY LONG SILENCE…………

"Ernesto, if you broke that driver, you're in deep s##t."

 

Time Goes By So Fast:

For some odd reason I still feel like I'm on the 5th week of the semester but it's not true. It's the 12th week....Oh God, time is going by so fast.
Oh and guess what, we have around 15 days (excluding today) till New Years Eve :D :D :D :D :D :D
And also like around 10 days till Christmas Day and Dido's Birthday (lol, I think I might be too obsessed with her music, but her music is SO good compared to the other singers nowadays -I think she should sing with Katy Perry & Adele, right?).

As of January 5 2013, there will be no updates for a month because I will be having final exams and then on the January 10 2013, I will be travelling for a bit (not sure for how long, maybe for like 2 weeks or more).
There might be some updates maybe once I finish my exams (on the 9th of January 2013) but there will definitely be some updates as of January 30th 2013 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 

Dido News: New Album News

Here are a couple of things that you might want to know about Dido's new upcoming album "Girl Who Got Away".

First is that the album is destined to released on March 4th 2013, but before that on January 31st 2013, her first single "No Freedom" will be released in certain areas (Probably in the UK) . The full version of her song "No Freedom" will be playing on the radio (probably around the world) on the end of December 2012, which is right now :)

Next on the list, Dido has just been voted as the sexiest women in the world by some magazine called "Glamour" in the UK. 

Moving on, Dido has also been filming the music video of "No Freedom" in LA. Her photos were recently found on an article based on the LA Times newspaper and the song has a cool car (A picture tells a 1000 words).

Last but not least, Dido has leaked a new song to the public as of the 14th of December 2012. The name of the song is called "Let Us Move On" and she is singing with a hip-hop artist Kendrick Lamar ( I know he sang with Lil Wayne or something like that). Anyways the song is now available on her website (www.didomusic.com). I have posted the lyrics below, followed by a Youtube video :)
Oh and I forgot to mention that Dido will be releasing to versions of the song, the Economic edition and the Deluxe edition (just like her previous album "Safe Trip Home") and in the Deluxe album, there are going to be 18 songs (6 additional songs instead of 12 songs only like in the economic edition) and in this song Benny Bennasi will be making an Official Remix of her song "No Freedom" and also Armin Van Buuren will be making a remix of her song "Everything To Lose". Yes, that song is added in her new album (Thank God ) but "If I Rise" isn't added...I'm not sure why, though.

Dido – Let Us Move On Lyrics (feat. Kendrick Lamar) Lyrics

Dido:
Don’t wrap it up and go,
Or hide it behind the sun
Just give it to me as it is,
And let it stand
Don’t fly it like a kite, between the clouds
It needs no excuse, just bring it down

Chorus:
Let us that are in pain look upon it
In all its glory
Let us move on
Let us move on
This is short and it will pass
Let us move on
Let us move on
For this is short, and it will pass

Every voice that is lifted, river and some pain
Show us now, and let love not be chained
We should feel what we can stop let us be alive
Show enough, and we’ve done, now we can

Chorus:
Let us that are frozen get to see
In all its glory
Let us move on
Let us move on
For this is short and it will pass
Let us move on
Let us move on
For this is short, and it will pass

And let all that is lost be forgotten, and it will pass
So let all that is lost be forgotten
Let us move on

Kendrick Lamar:
Like the waters and the open sea
With tribulation come over you say yes hopefully
And yesterday you could probably say there’s no hope for me
But today I’m overly dedicated
I’m posting via testimony for broken hearts in the city
You’re either crash-landing or planning on flying with me
Misery love standing behind his company,
Well, vividly I could see that your feelings would like to dwell
On our past encounters, reaching over the counter
Told me that it’s appealing to ṗop a pill less or down now
I heard emotions burn deep,
I heard when you fall out of love, the drop is deep
I heard when you see a thug that’s what you try to be
Git these burdens under my wings but I’m still free
Cause I can make the decision to let it all go away
Before I ever run astray, I looked you in the eye and say

Dido:
Chorus:
Let us move on
Let us move on
For this is short and it will pass
Let us move on
Let us move on
For this is short, and it will pass

Let us move on
Let us move on
For this is short and it will pass
Let us move on
Let us move on
For this is short, and in the past
And in the past

Here is the Video

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