This is one of the funniest emails that I have ever received from a friend of mine, I don't mean any offence to any Mexicans out there, This is just a joke that I had received from my friend :)
1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence.
Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese (she's) ugly.
2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car
There's not mushroom (much room).
3. *Shoulder*
My fren wants 2 become a citizen,
But che didn't know how to read,
So I, shoulder.
4. * Texas *
When I'm not home,
My fren always Texas (texts) me,
Che wonders where I am!
5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren (friend) ordered pizza.
I got mine piece
Then che (she) got herpes (Her Piece).
6. *July*
Ju told me ju (you) were going to tha store
But ju went to see sum guy,
July (You Lie) to me! Julyer (You Liar)!
7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars
But my wife rectum! (Wrecked them)
8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife
But che said chicken go herself.
9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left
But don't worry wheelchair (We'll Share)
10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women.
I told her, "Honey, harassment (Her Ass Meant) nothen to me.
12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair
So I had to pick the bishop. (get it, B!tch Up :P)
13. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club
But no body wash my kids.
14. *Budweiser*
That women has a nice body,
Budweiser (But Why Is Her) face so ugly?
I added a few brackets that have the meaning of the jokes :P so enjoy!!!
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