Celebrities Gossips: In Sims Land

The perfect Lindsay Lohan lying to her mother
at least she knows what species she is

Clark "Lana!"
Lana "Ugh, how do you put up with that?"

whore, whore, whore, how do you like it? how do you like it?
Now we return to Sluts & The City

• Lindsay Lohan & former fiance Samantha Ronson were just seen live walking about in Downtown. People say that the Lindsay was embarrassed to show her face. Maybe it was because she didn't come out of the closet.
• Kristen Kreuk was spotted vacationing on Twikki Island where she was relaxing and drinking Pepsi. The local people said that she mainly went a little nuts because Clark her ex-boyfriend had simply dumped her and fell in love with the local reporter Chloe.
• Sex & The City's Sarah Jessica Parker had recently had a sex operation. Sarah Jessica Parker said that now it will change it's name into Robert Joel Parker. LOL